There are plenty of places where you can get advice nowadays, and one of the down sides of that is that not everywhere is completely qualified to give you advice. We love suction cup dildos, they’re hot, fun and perfect for solo loving. We’ve heard some pretty bad advice though, so if you’re looking to enjoy your experience you might want to avoid some of these…

Lube is Unnecessary…

Seriously? We had to put this one first simple because it’s so damn ridiculous. If you’re using any kind of sex toy lube is your best friend. And if you’re planning on sliding smoothly down your suction cup dildo then you’ll certainly need to lube it up. What about anal lovers? This is absolutely the stupidest thing we’ve ever heard.

Watery Fun…

Okay, we’re going to qualify this one. Yes, you can use your suction cup dildo in the bath or in the shower, however, you’re going to need to make sure that the surface that you’re sticking it to is dry before you place the dildo. Why? Because otherwise the damn thing is going to slide all over the place. Trust us on this. Once the dildo is attached, feel free to run as much water over it as you want though.

Washing Machine Accidents…

We’ve heard this tip a few times: stick your suction cup dildo on top of the washing machine for added thrills from the vibrations. Okay, fair enough, we can see how this might sound like fun. The problem with this is that it’s terribly difficult to keep yourself stable if you’re sitting on top of a washing machine. Losing your grip and slipping onto the dildo before you’re ready can result in some nasty injuries, especially if you were using it anally. We recommend that you keep your dildo on a stable surface, rather than one that moves around.

Glass Tables…

Another popular one, stick the dildo on a glass topped table and either have your partner watch from under or have a mirror underneath so you can see yourself. Sound pretty hot. Well, at least it does until that table top shatters and you’re left impaled and lying bleeding in the wreckage. Don’t screw around with glass tables kids, not unless you know it can support more than your weight AND movement as well.

Double the Pleasure…

If one suction cup dildo is great, then two must be awesome, right? Our problem with trying to use two at the same time (for vaginal and anal sex) isn’t one of safety or even really comfort, and we’re sure it would be hot. However, the acrobatics of getting this to work are just too complicated for us. The vagina and anus are not parallel, and that makes using two dildos simultaneously pretty hard. Maybe if you had an angled or slanted dildo… Otherwise, stick to one. You can always use a vibrator or non-suction cup dildo for the other hole…

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